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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I think these all look great, but then, I'm a bad parent.
My thanks to James S. for the idea.
Trailer Trash Doll
Just get them a photo of Britney Spears. It's cheaper.
Snoop Dogg Celebriduck
Do you really want your kid taking a bath with Snoop?
Mean Girls Lunchbox
Please don't teach them this trick so young. It's just not fair to the boys.
Owl Puke book
A book that proudly includes actual owl vomit, which -- even better -- includes rodent carcass. Because a kid would never put something like that in his mouth.
Nose Pencil Sharpener
"Mommy, how come it doesn't work the same in my nose?"
Toilet Lip Gloss
Kiddie gloss has always looked like shit. Now it tastes like it, too.
The remote-controlled farting teddy bear. As if you need something else in your house that farts.
Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug
Because they don't make a Kurt Cobain Celebriduck.
Fake Beer for kids
Just because you're a drunk doesn't mean you have to turn them into one. Then again, no one likes drinking alone.
"Walks and poops jelly beans!" Which is funny, but only until they start picking up what the dog drops and eating that, too.
Cross-Dress For Success
Forget the book. This is the kind of thing a boy really needs to learn from his father.
Two-Headed Monster Baby
Actually, I like this product. When your kid asks what they were like when they were a baby, hand them this thing.
When it runs out of the goo that's included, they'll make their own, but complain that it doesn't taste the same.
Source: Some products from CultCase.com
I'm not sure how long ago Monty Python launched their own YouTube channel (along with a funny intro video you should watch), but I just discovered it. Let's celebrate with this classic moment from Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
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At FoodLand. Your nose was bleeding. - m4w - 37 (Welland)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2008-10-04, 11:35PM EDTYou are a stunning blond, about 4'2" with a large forehead and receding hairline.PostingID: 866891553
You wore a white baseball cap that said "Thug Life" on it in plastic diamonds, a BINGO 4 LIFE t-shirt and black pleather pants.
Your nose was bleeding and there was the cutest little bit of coke dusted on your upper lip.
You yelled "You ain't got no pancake mix!" to the girl at the checkout, threw some candy bars at her and stormed out.
You looked like an angel.
Please...if you by some miracle of God read this message...please contact me. I've got all the pancake mix you need.
- Location: Welland