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Happy Independence Day, everyone. Enjoy your time off. And hey -- let's be careful out there, ok? Please - no drunk driving or shooting fireworks from your cornhole. I don't want to lose any readers.

Your pal,
CM

p.s. No, that's not a doob. She's on a cig break.

Classic Vid Of The Day: Butt Rocket (NSFW)

A July 4th classic. Don't try this at home. I'm talking to you, TonyRo and Aries.

Unsafe for work -- and if you are working today, I'm sorry.