I never get tired of this one. Somebody call DFACS.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Get Pregnant Fast
I like that she can't do it unless she's attracted to the guy. So picky!
best of craigslist > fayetteville, AR >Need to get pregnant fast by clean educated man - w4m
Date: 2009-11-28, 8:32AM CST
Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair.
My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him -- it would kill him not to have kids.
Be drug and disease free.
I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home.
Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself.
- Location: Bentonville
PostingID: 1485069882
Oopsy Of The Day: Bugatti (NSFW)
No big, the Bugatti Veyron only runs about two million bucks new. The driver claimed he was distracted by a pelican. Did anyone see a pelican? Hmmm. Curious.
Vid from Mary F. NSFW audio - language.
Angry People In Local Newspapers Of The Day
Just look at 'em: they're mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore. From the blog of the same name, where you'll find lots more of these and hilarious commentary to boot.
Angry couple stranded by taxi driver on snow-covered road, forced to walk 100 yards.
Woman irate over missing trees, demands explanation from area beavers
Angry lawbreaker furious over proposed speed bumps
Local business owners completely disgusted about rising rent and poorly composed group photo
Ugly woman more angry about being poor
Enraged streetwalker nearly blinded by ketchup
Outraged woman outraged over outrageous survey questions
Aspiring actor/homeowner angry over break-in
Flummoxed man wonders what causes flooding, suspects water may be involved.
Old man angry that bogus roofer ripped off angry old man
Alcoholic woman angry over bar closing
Crazed woman can't find dentist, yanks own teeth
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